Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I’m a dog.
Do take a seat.
I can’t. I’m not allowed on the furniture.

Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I’m a needle!
Hmmmm well I see your point.

Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I’m an elevator.
Looks like you might be coming down with something.

Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I’m a pack of cards.
Well take a seat and I’ll deal with you later.

Our library is the tallest building in the world.
It’s got more stories than any other building I know.

First boy: My brother was named George because he was born on St. Georges Day.
Second boy: My brother was named Andrew because he was born on St. Andrew’s Day.
Third boy: The same thing happened to my brother Pancake.

What’s the difference between a dog and a flea?
A dog can have fleas but a flea can’t have dogs.

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.

Why is number six afraid of number seven?
Because seven eight nine!

 

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